Gator Tour in Louisiana Update Their Refund Policy to 'No Refunds if You End Up Divorcing Your Tour Guide'

A message from Chomp Chomp Charters on their refund policy:

We clearly have many signs at our locations that state 'Do not Date the Tour Guides'. We also make it very clear that although you may think you want to, you should not marry any of our tour guides. If you are a girl who loves pop music, our tour guides are NOT the ones for you. Lana del Rey is a rare occurence, a fluke in the system if you may. You also are not a millionaire pop-star so if you marry one of our tour guides, chances are you'll be living with the gators. So please, stop asking us for a refund after divorcing your tour guide.

 No Refunds in the Event of a Divorce!!