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The Hunt is Over: David Guetta has Finally Found Where Them Girls Are At After Over A Decade of Searching

The Hunt is Over: David Guetta has Finally Found Where Them Girls Are At After Over A Decade of Searching

The Hunt is Over: David Guetta has Finally Found Where Them Girls Are At After Over A Decade of Searching

Erin Infante

Nov 6

Halloween Party Just Got a Bit Scarier When Friend Shows Up Holding a Fruit Salad with Only Melon

Halloween Party Just Got a Bit Scarier When Friend Shows Up Holding a Fruit Salad with Only Melon

Halloween Party Just Got a Bit Scarier When Friend Shows Up Holding a Fruit Salad with Only Melon

Melon Hater

Oct 29

Woman’s Stalker Turns Out To Just Be Her Sleep Paralysis Demon

Woman’s Stalker Turns Out To Just Be Her Sleep Paralysis Demon

Woman’s Stalker Turns Out To Just Be Her Sleep Paralysis Demon

Sleepyhead 423

Oct 21

Trump Ditches Pope Idea After Learning Not All Popes Get into Heaven

Trump Ditches Pope Idea After Learning Not All Popes Get into Heaven

Trump Ditches Pope Idea After Learning Not All Popes Get into Heaven

Erin Infante

May 4

Study Shows that Spain, Portugal, and France Got the Same Amount of Work Done As Normal During the Power Outage Which is None

Study Shows that Spain, Portugal, and France Got the Same Amount of Work Done As Normal During the Power Outage Which is None

Study Shows that Spain, Portugal, and France Got the Same Amount of Work Done As Normal During the Power Outage Which is None

Erin Infante

Apr 28

LGBTQIA+ Community Will Now Include a W in Their Acronym that Represents “Whatever the Fuck you Want, Just Don't Cancel Us”

LGBTQIA+ Community Will Now Include a W in Their Acronym that Represents “Whatever the Fuck you Want, Just Don't Cancel Us”

LGBTQIA+ Community Will Now Include a W in Their Acronym that Represents “Whatever the Fuck you Want, Just Don't Cancel Us”

An Ally (I swear)

Mar 17

Alabama Citizens Agree that Greek Mythology Has to Much Incest Even for Them

Alabama Citizens Agree that Greek Mythology Has to Much Incest Even for Them

Alabama Citizens Agree that Greek Mythology Has to Much Incest Even for Them

Erin Infante

Feb 12

Waffle House Black Friday Deals: Free Knuckle Sandwich With Any Order

Waffle House Black Friday Deals: Free Knuckle Sandwich With Any Order

Waffle House Black Friday Deals: Free Knuckle Sandwich With Any Order

Erin Infante

Nov 29, 2024

Naked and Afraid: Gynecologist Edition

Naked and Afraid: Gynecologist Edition

Naked and Afraid: Gynecologist Edition

An Average Hoe

Sep 19, 2024

Hibachi Chef is Not Mad At You, Just Disappointed For Not Catching Vegetable in Mouth

Hibachi Chef is Not Mad At You, Just Disappointed For Not Catching Vegetable in Mouth

Hibachi Chef is Not Mad At You, Just Disappointed For Not Catching Vegetable in Mouth

Erin Infante

Jun 7, 2024

How to Save $100 on a Mother’s Day Gift by Having a Dead Mom

How to Save $100 on a Mother’s Day Gift by Having a Dead Mom

How to Save $100 on a Mother’s Day Gift by Having a Dead Mom

Motherless Gal (Erin Infante)

May 9, 2024

Harrison Ford Finally Ready for Next Step in Career: Salad Dressing

Harrison Ford Finally Ready for Next Step in Career: Salad Dressing

Harrison Ford Finally Ready for Next Step in Career: Salad Dressing

Erin Infante

Feb 24, 2024

Republicans Look to Ban Ozempic After Hearing it Kills Food Babies

Republicans Look to Ban Ozempic After Hearing it Kills Food Babies

Republicans Look to Ban Ozempic After Hearing it Kills Food Babies

Skinny Queen

Jan 20, 2024

Boyfriend Discovers Sex and The City is a TV Show and Not the Only Socially Acceptable Porn Women Talk About

Boyfriend Discovers Sex and The City is a TV Show and Not the Only Socially Acceptable Porn Women Talk About

Boyfriend Discovers Sex and The City is a TV Show and Not the Only Socially Acceptable Porn Women Talk About

Erin Infante

Nov 14, 2023

Unlike Rihanna, Your Boyfriend Does NOT Love The Way You Lie

Unlike Rihanna, Your Boyfriend Does NOT Love The Way You Lie

Unlike Rihanna, Your Boyfriend Does NOT Love The Way You Lie

Erin Infante

Nov 9, 2022

Is He Touching Your Arm Because He Likes You or Is He Just Your Tattoo Artist?

Is He Touching Your Arm Because He Likes You or Is He Just Your Tattoo Artist?

Is He Touching Your Arm Because He Likes You or Is He Just Your Tattoo Artist?

Anita Mann

Jul 22, 2022

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