Trump Declares Not Finishing A Margarita at Margaritaville is Now Equivalent to Dropping the American Flag on the Ground

You heard it here folks, not finishing a Maragrita at Margaritaville is bascially the same as dropping our flag on the ground, just downright unpatriotic. This country was built on chain restaurants that serves mediocre freezer food and Margaritaville is one of the best to do it. You get the casual american dining experience all while being able to sit-back, relax, and enjoy a drink native to our neighbors south of us. What more could an American want, healthcare, Free school lunches for kids? Booooooo, how about a $6 happy hour margarita? Prices on foreign goods haven't been this low since before Trump imposed all those tar- actually never mind.

In conclusion, I agree with this statement. It is time we start embracing our roots again by going to Margartiaville, downing as many margartias as possible, and getting kicked out like a true Americans. Who's with me?