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Trump Declares Not Finishing A Margarita at Margaritaville is Now Equivalent to Dropping the American Flag on the Ground
You heard it here folks, not finishing a Maragrita at Margaritaville is bascially the same as dropping our flag on the ground, just...
Food Critic or Republican? You Decide
May 14
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Must Haves for Robbing a Bank
With all this technology and advancements, you'd think there would be more information on the internet for how to rob a bank successfully...
Inmate 476
May 14
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May 5
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Nov 29, 2024
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5 Reasons Why We are Tattooing Our Baby Right out the Womb
Babies can't swim so you don't have to worry about them getting their tattoos wet in pools or oceans Other babies at daycare will know...
Erin Infante
Oct 16, 2024
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An Average Hoe
Sep 20, 2024
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Erin Infante
Jun 8, 2024
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Motherless Gal (Erin Infante)
May 10, 2024
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Feb 24, 2024
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Nov 14, 2023
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Song too Sad to Dance to? Not if this Jersey Remix Has a Say in It
Hot Girl Summer has officially come to an end as we are making our way into Sad Girl Autumn. This means no more hyped up songs but that...
Jersey Girl
Nov 6, 2021
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Brave Girl Wears No Jacket on 12 Minute Walk to Frat House in Devil Costume at Rutgers
Halloween night is a BIG night in college so when she saw the temperature was going to be in the forties, Jessica strapped on those horns...
Very Cool Partygoer
Nov 1, 2021
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Inspiring! Girl Wears Full Length Pants for Slutty Bunny Costume
That's right, you read the headline correctly. Move over Regina George because this twenty-two year old girl has full length pants on for...
Jealous Slutty Cat
Oct 31, 2021
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Reunited with Friend Who Happens to Have a Pool
After not talking for nine whole months, I have recently reunited with an old friend of mine and we have never been closer! My friend...
Pool-less Person
Jun 7, 2021
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Woman whose been ordering off Winter Menu is Upset We won't make an exception for her in Spring
As many of you are aware, we are well into Spring but that doesn't stop Patricia from trying to order off of the Winter Menu when it is...
An Annoyed Barista??
May 22, 2021
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Ted Cruz Totally Relates to Texans
(I wrote this 4 days ago but forgot to publish it, oops) Many of you are probably thinking that Ted Cruz is awful and a coward for...
A Fellow Texan
Feb 24, 2021
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Alone on Valentine's Day?
Oh no? Forgot to secure an absolute baddie by February 14th? No worries! Here at Midnight Worlock, We got tons of singles activities for...
a LONER
Feb 14, 2021
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New Year, New Me
That’s right, it’s a new year and with it is a new me. I have made a bucket list of all the things I want to do this year to better...
Erin Infante
Jan 3, 2021
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