What better way to celebrate the 4th then by going outside and popping a few rounds into the air, and I'm not talking about fireworks! This is the U.S.A baby, if you don't have a gun, then what are you doing? Having a gun simply allows me to feel safe since everyone else in this country has one too. Food shopping? Strapped. Working out? Strapped. School pick-up? Double strapped, for obvious reasons (it seems we never learn, do we?). Anyways, Happy 4th to all you Americans who

You heard it here folks, not finishing a Maragrita at Margaritaville is bascially the same as dropping our flag on the ground, just...

A message from Chomp Chomp Charters on their refund policy: We clearly have many signs at our locations that state 'Do not Date the Tour Guides'. We also make it very clear that although you may think you want to, you should not marry any of our tour guides. If you are a girl who loves pop music, our tour guides are NOT the ones for you. Lana del Rey is a rare occurence, a fluke in the system if you may. You also are not a millionaire pop-star so if you marry one of our tour

Halloween night is a BIG night in college so when she saw the temperature was going to be in the forties, Jessica strapped on those horns...

That's right, you read the headline correctly. Move over Regina George because this twenty-two year old girl has full length pants on for...

After not talking for nine whole months, I have recently reunited with an old friend of mine and we have never been closer! My friend...

As many of you are aware, we are well into Spring but that doesn't stop Patricia from trying to order off of the Winter Menu when it is...

(I wrote this 4 days ago but forgot to publish it, oops) Many of you are probably thinking that Ted Cruz is awful and a coward for...

Uh-oh, Santa didn’t leave any presents for you this year? Oh no! What happened? Was he sick? Did he get kidnapped? What happened to Santa...

Home for Thanksgiving? Well join the club! I am actually home year-round now thanks to the pandemic. Anyways, I’m sure you hate seeing...

Just incase you got your hopes up after the first game, Greg Schiano made sure you wouldn’t ever again. Shocker but Rutgers has lost yet...

She gets up every morning, eats healthy, exercises, does all of her work, and even gets to bed early. This woman has managed to not let...

Just when America had lost all hope, he swooped in. Borat knew we were in danger and needed help. Now it is no coincidence that Borat...

(Article from October, 2020) Out in Cali, it's hard to tell these days if the sirens playing are for the wildfires going on or if someone...