Borat for President 2020

Just when America had lost all hope, he swooped in. Borat knew we were in danger and needed help. Now it is no coincidence that Borat came back at this time. In 2006, upon the release of his original film, Borat came to America to discover why America is such a great nation and "very nice". Since then though, things have gone a little down hill, or uphill shall I say? That's right, unemployment levels are at an all time high at the moment, we are eight months into a pandemic and still do not have it under control. Needless to say, Borat heard our prayers. He is back, better than ever, and ready to become president of this country.

Currently a guy who had a comedy central roast of himself is our president. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump kicked Pence to the curb and made Jeff Ross his new vice president. I mean, just imagine Jeff Ross at a Trump rally, dressed as a COVID patient, drinking from a mug that says "Coffee is for VP's" saying:

"You guys are so far up Trump's ass I thought you were Kellyanne Conway's dick. And that's a burn on you too Kelly!"

As entertaining and scary that would be, I'd rather not have that. So without further to do, I will be the first person to publicly endorse Borat for president and will use my first time voting to write his name in. Him and I have a lot of work to do in the next 12 hours to get the word out so I will end on this: Borat 2020.