Must Haves for Robbing a Bank

With all this technology and advancements, you'd think there would be more information on the internet for how to rob a bank successfully but frankly, there isn't. So allow me to fill you in on the must haves for robbing a bank and a check list for before you go on in.

-The first must have is a ski mask. I have seen lots of heist movies to know that this is very vital for the process of robbing a bank.

-The second thing you're gonna need is a weapon, preferably a gun. This will be used to assert your dominance over the bank teller. I always opt for the gun because I think it does a great job in showing people who the boss is of this little showdown.

-The third thing you're gonna need is a getaway car. Have a car parked right outside of the bank to ensure your escape once you exit the bank.

Now according to some of my new "roommates", you're definitely gonna need a lot more than just those three things (which would have been nice to know a few months ago). They have also informed me that robbing a bank is nothing like the movies. They have said you're also gonna need a bag to put the money in (as to not leave a trail of money to the parking lot your getaway car is in and ultimately lead the police right to you), walkie-talkies to communicate to the rest of your team, oh and a team to help carry out the robbery (this cannot be a one man job as I've learned). A getaway driver would definitely help scale back on the time it takes to get out of a parallel parking space. I've also learned you should have an actual plan and to not just spontaneously rob your local bank.

So there you have it, some tips on how to rob a bank. If any of you reading this can think of any additional tips in the next 4 years (or 3 depending on my good behavior), please share them.