Want to Become Kardashian Famous?

Are you tired of being looked over and forgotten about? You ever wish you were in the spotlight for once? As you sit there watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians for the seventh hour, I went and did some research on how to become famous like the Kardashians. Follow any of these simple steps and you'll be on your way to an a-list celeb in no time!

1. Be the daughter to the defense attorney of the trial of the century.

2. Be the daughter of an Olympian

(Daughter is emphasized in those ^^, if you are the son, it won't work, sorry Rob and Brody.)

3. Release a sex tape.

4. Make a reality tv show about your family

5. Marry a rapper (or a black guy).

6. Make a big deal about losing your diamond earring in the ocean while there are literally people dying.