Song too Sad to Dance to? Not if this Jersey Remix Has a Say in It

Hot Girl Summer has officially come to an end as we are making our way into Sad Girl Autumn. This means no more hyped up songs but that doesn't mean I don't want to shake my ass still. We are getting a new Adele album for Christ's sake. How am I gonna get down while she sings about her divorce with a piano in the background?

Well allow me to introduce you to Jersey Remixes. It can take any old sad song and take that bitch up a notch into a bop that'll get all the girls back on the dance floor. Just imagine an Olivia Rodrigo song with a sick beat drop in it. You'll forget all about that dude Joshua Basset and how he kicked her to the curb. Fuck, now I am getting sad again thinking about that. Anyways, if you're not ready to let go of Hot Girl Summer quite yet, come to Jersey. We got you ;) *cue fist pumping*