This Guy Joined Two Cults in ONE YEAR?!

Hey, shit happen. You might accidently join a cult once in your lifetime. Mistakes are made and you learn from them, but this guy Jason on the other hand…oof. Yah that’s right, he joined two cults in the span of a year. You are probably wondering how one is foolish enough to join not one cult but two cults and not within their life but in one year. Well folks, here is how. But first, did you hear how lucrative the pesticide business is? Oh you didn’t? Well maybe that’s because it is a front for something….maybe a cult?! (Gasp). Anyway, when Jason heard he could make $100,000 in one summer and marry three girls of his choice no questions asked, he was all in. Turns out, the pesticide control company was actually a cult, just like Young Living! He sadly only figured this out when they told him they don’t actually sell pest control. Devastated about losing his three wives, Jason had gone to Northern California where he found this church. While he was there, Jason “found Jesus”, along with another group of interesting characters. And by Jesus, I mean drugs and another cult. Sadly, Jason never learned his lesson about joining cults and was arrested for being the leader. At least now he will not be tricked into joining a cult for another 18-24 years.