What to Get Your Aunt Who Likes Hiking and has no kids for Christmas

We all have that one Aunt who still lives with her parents (my grandparents), acts like a teenager, has a sign on her bedroom door that says “Keep out Mom”, is very into earth, has multiple degrees from colleges in majors you can’t get a job in (one of them is the majors Priests go into, and she is a woman..), and is 58 years old. And every year we have the same problem… what do I get her for Christmas? (No? Just me on this one? Oh, okay.)

Well have I got some ideas for you this year! May I suggest a new hiking backpack?! Oh yes, not just any hiking backpack but a Teton Sports Explorer 4000 (yes that is the actual name). It has 38 pockets for all your hiking gear, weighs only 5 pounds, and is great for 3-5 day hiking trips. Is your Aunt not a fan of shitting in the woods a few days in a row? Well then don’t worry, I’ve got another great gift idea. If your Aunt is the kind that is into reiki, you can get her a Chakra Stone Healing Crystal set. Now I am not exactly sure what these stones do but it says these stones can be used for healing, reiki, meditation, charka balancing, and ritual. (I wonder what kind of rituals..) Anyway, you’ll definitely out gift your aunt this year when she gives you a chipotle gift card with no money on it once again. Happy Spending!