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How to Trick Your Boyfriend into Eating His Veggies Like The Big Boy He Is
Do you have any younger siblings or ever babysat before? Well the way you got them to eat healthy is the same way to get your boyfriend to. Although this may seem obvious and foolish and have you saying to yourself 'no one would fall for this', just remember he is a man and didn't even notice your new hair color. He will definitely not notice a few veggies in his dinner. Trick 1: Blend red and yellow peppers into your vodka sauce. He'll never know they're there! Trick 2: Make
Anita Mann
Aug 23, 2023
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Man Microdoses Happiness by Closing Work Laptop during His Lunch Hour
Work is work, we get it. It's not always fun. It can be stressful, busy, and feel like the it's never ending. Especially in this day and age, people are overworked and underpaid. Sometimes it can be a lot of pressure, so us CEOs and board-members created a list of tips and tricks to help relieve that stress and keep you from quiet quitting (while still being productive)! Tip #1 : Close your laptop at lunch. We are mandated to give employees an hour lunch break everyday so du
An Out-of-Touch CEO
Mar 13, 2023
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Erin Infante
Nov 9, 2022
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Jul 22, 2022
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Song too Sad to Dance to? Not if this Jersey Remix Has a Say in It
Hot Girl Summer has officially come to an end as we are making our way into Sad Girl Autumn. This means no more hyped up songs but that...
Jersey Girl
Nov 5, 2021
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Brave Girl Wears No Jacket on 12 Minute Walk to Frat House in Devil Costume at Rutgers
Halloween night is a BIG night in college so when she saw the temperature was going to be in the forties, Jessica strapped on those horns...
Very Cool Partygoer
Oct 31, 2021
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Inspiring! Girl Wears Full Length Pants for Slutty Bunny Costume
That's right, you read the headline correctly. Move over Regina George because this twenty-two year old girl has full length pants on for...
Jealous Slutty Cat
Oct 30, 2021
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Reunited with Friend Who Happens to Have a Pool
After not talking for nine whole months, I have recently reunited with an old friend of mine and we have never been closer! My friend...
Pool-less Person
Jun 6, 2021
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Woman whose been ordering off Winter Menu is Upset We won't make an exception for her in Spring
As many of you are aware, we are well into Spring but that doesn't stop Patricia from trying to order off of the Winter Menu when it is...
An Annoyed Barista??
May 21, 2021
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Ted Cruz Totally Relates to Texans
(I wrote this 4 days ago but forgot to publish it, oops) Many of you are probably thinking that Ted Cruz is awful and a coward for...
A Fellow Texan
Feb 24, 2021
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Alone on Valentine's Day?
Oh no? Forgot to secure an absolute baddie by February 14th? No worries! Here at Midnight Worlock, We got tons of singles activities for...
a LONER
Feb 14, 2021
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New Year, New Me
That’s right, it’s a new year and with it is a new me. I have made a bucket list of all the things I want to do this year to better...
Erin Infante
Jan 3, 2021
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Where's Santa?
Uh-oh, Santa didn’t leave any presents for you this year? Oh no! What happened? Was he sick? Did he get kidnapped? What happened to Santa...
Erin Infante
Dec 29, 2020
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How to Pretend You Like the Cat Shirt your Grandma got you for Christmas for the 9th year Straight
If you are like me, you must know how hard it is to pretend to like gifts that are just absurd. Don’t get me wrong, I am very grateful...
Erin Infante
Dec 21, 2020
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What to Get Your Aunt Who Likes Hiking and has no kids for Christmas
We all have that one Aunt who still lives with her parents (my grandparents), acts like a teenager, has a sign on her bedroom door that...
Erin Infante
Dec 7, 2020
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How to Pull Off a Show Continuation 15 years after it was Canceled
I know what you’re thinking…that’s not possible. You can’t continue a show in the exact moment and room it was left off in 15 years ago....
Erin Infante
Nov 29, 2020
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This Guy Joined Two Cults in ONE YEAR?!
Hey, shit happen. You might accidently join a cult once in your lifetime. Mistakes are made and you learn from them, but this guy Jason...
Erin Infante
Nov 29, 2020
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How to Avoid every single person from your high school class while back home for Thanksgiving
Home for Thanksgiving? Well join the club! I am actually home year-round now thanks to the pandemic. Anyways, I’m sure you hate seeing...
Erin Infante
Nov 23, 2020
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Scott's Tots: Where are They Now?
Many of you know the iconic show The Office (2005-2013). Well, it will be eleven years next week since episode 12 of season 6 aired for...
Erin Infante
Nov 23, 2020
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Rutgers Lost Again?!
Just incase you got your hopes up after the first game, Greg Schiano made sure you wouldn’t ever again. Shocker but Rutgers has lost yet...
Erin Infante
Nov 15, 2020
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